Black Licorice

Oh People of Walmart, don’t ever change.. (Crunk and Disorderly)

9 December 2009 • people of walmart tpain daddy?

MacGruber is the best SNL film since Wayne’s World back in 1992. It manages to take the concept of the original sketch and infuse it with new life. It generally works at all times, and manages to combine physical comedy, witty banter, and awkward sex.

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Well, alrighty then….

Movie Review: MacGruber | The Vertex

(via /film)

(via comedycentral)

9 December 2009 • reblog: comedycentral • macgruber snl better than wayne's world?

Key of Awesome series: Plot Holes of The Dark Knight (/film)

9 December 2009 • dark night plot holes? video Key of Awesome series

nathanieljames:

So, you hate my negative shit?

If u start a fuckNO verbal dysfunction, I’d follow it…

nathanieljames:

So, you hate my negative shit?

If u start a fuckNO verbal dysfunction, I’d follow it…

9 December 2009 • reblog: nathanieljames • word boner opposite du hast fuck no verbal dysfunction FTW

slaughterhouse90210:

“Some people turn sad awfully young. No special reason, it seems, but they seem almost to be born that way. They bruise easier, tire faster, cry quicker, remember longer and, as I say, get sadder younger than anyone else in the world. I know, for I’m one of them.” — Ray Bradbury, Dandelion Wine

slaughterhouse90210:

“Some people turn sad awfully young. No special reason, it seems, but they seem almost to be born that way. They bruise easier, tire faster, cry quicker, remember longer and, as I say, get sadder younger than anyone else in the world. I know, for I’m one of them.”
— Ray Bradbury, Dandelion Wine

9 December 2009 • reblog: slaughterhouse90210 • slaughterhouse90210 debbie downer wah wah wahhhhhhh

Christmas story: Boise boy licks pole, gets stuck

At least nobody put an eye out as firefighters use water to free boy

(actors recreate the incident in a movie filmed 26 years ago set in the 40s)

BOISE, Idaho - It’s become an annual winter tale: A young boy gets his tongue stuck to a metal pole, perhaps as the result of a dare.

This year, the scene straight out of the movie “A Christmas Story” unfolded Tuesday morning in Boise with a boy of about 10. Boise firefighters used a glass of warm water to free the unidentified boy from the metal fence pole.

Fire Capt. Bill Tinsley says the boy’s tongue was bleeding a little, but he was OK and allowed to continue walking to school. Firefighters estimate the boy was 10 years old. (Source)

Is it my modern pessimism that my first reaction was: Meh, marketing ploy much?

9 December 2009 • christmas story boise idaho is this real life

popculturebrain:

Just a friendly reminder that Olivia Munn and Chris Pine are dating. If you think there’s a hotter celebrity couple out there you’re wrong.

Chris Pine & Olivia Munn Couple Up - Photo Gallery | Just Jared

OMG…Do the Trekkie fangirls know??? I’m scared…..

edit: They do and theyainthappy.

9 December 2009 • reblog: popculturebrain • chris pine olivia munn star trek expect mass fangirl suicide

nathanieljames:

Top Row: Stills from the Kickspit Under-Underground Music Festival sketch from SNL.
Bottom Row: Stills from the very real Meeting Of The Juggalos Music Festival infomercial.

8 December 2009 • reblog: nathanieljames • kickspit underground meeting of the juggalos snl